Friday, October 24, 2008

TMDB Best of the Best

Telugu Movie Database vari modati hit fattu cinemala list. Ikkada janalu nachinavi mechinave kakundaa, 10 zandu balm lu konna vadilipone talanoppi teppinchi yugalu marina prajala manassulo chirasthayi ga nilichipoyi cinemalu perlu prachuristunnam

TMDB Top 5 Fantasy Movies:
1. Mayabazar
2. Paatalabhairavi
3.

TMDB Top 5 Family Movies:
1. Missamma
2. Gundamma Kadha
3.

TMDB Top 5 Romantic Movies:
1. Geethanjali
2. Devdas
3. Mooga Manasulu
4. Tholi Prema
5.

TMDB Top 5 Western Movies:
1. Mosagallaku Mosagadu
2. //vere movies
3.// enta vetikina
4.// dorakaledu
5. // NA

TMDB Top 5 Comedy Movies:
1. Aha naa pellanta
2. Jayammu Nischayammuraa
3.



TMDB Bottom 5 (Genere no bar)
1. Okka Magadu
2. Palnati Brahmanaidu
3. Vijayendravarma

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Trivia

1. India lo prati city lo oka 'M.G.Road' unnate ikkada oka 'Ben Gureyan Road' untundi. Ben Gureyan veela totta tholi pradhana mantri.

2. Alage bharata desa pacha noti meeda 'gandhi' bomma unnatu veelaku kuda 'ben gureyan' gandhi laga navvutho kadu anukondi koncham serious ga untadu.

3. Chala vichitramaina vishayam enti ante veelu kuda manalage chandramanane paatistaru. Kani veela lekkalu veru, mana laga ghadiyalu vighadiyalaku calculate cheyyaleru veellu andukani nakshatram vachina daggarnunchi malli next sayantram nakshatram vache daka ani telika pati rule follow avutaru.

4. Ika pote ikkada Friday - Saturday weekend, Saturday- Sunday kadu ... nenu kuda ade correct ani bhavistanu endukante ... adi varam thotta tholi roju ane principle prakaram.. manam weekend ani selavu teesukovadam tappu ani naa abhiprayam...

5. Ikkada kuda manalage family oriented samajam.. anni pandagalu pabbalu kutumbam chuttu tirugutayi.. aite manalaga janalanta kalisi jarupukune pandagalu emi naku kanipinchaledu....

Lessons Learnt

Ikkada undi veelatho konta sepu muchatinchatam tho naku konni vishayalu mana desaniki paniki vastayi anipistayi annavi raastunna...

1. Veellu intlo lighting ki mariyu itara static loads ki prabhutvam iche power vadaru... Prati inti payanaa oka solar panel untundi.. adi soura sakthi ni grahinchi oka pedda capacitor lo daastundi.. Konni chotla 50-70F ratings unna capacitors chusi avvakayya..
2.Hebrew oka vanda samvatsarala kritam oka mruta bhasha.. assalu vaaduka lo ledu...kondaru pattu vadalani vikramarkula vale kasta padi kotta padalu puttinchi hebrew ni malli batikincharu.. ikkada prativallu hebrew lo ne matladataru.. inka cheppali ante bodhana madhyamam kuda hebrew ne.. ante ikkada anni hebrew medium school le kanipistayi.. bharatha desam lo kuda idi avalambiste 'hindi'/ 'aa pranta maatru basha' lo pillalu paatulu nerchukunte pillalaki 5samvatsarala amulyamaina kalam kalisi vastundi...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Festival Environment: Striking differences between India and Israel

If the day is Friday and the clock shows 5,all the shops in Israel (excluding few owned by Arabs) are closed till Sunday Morning. In fact you don't see many people on roads. If it is a Jewish festival, then the situation is even worse. I happened to see two festivals, 'The Jewish New Year' and 'Yom Kippur', the fasting festival and I am stunned to see the striking contrast between Indian and Jewish way of celebrations.

You would find more people on an Indian road and more shops open in India even when 144 section is in vogue than the day of Yom Kippur(is festival of torture where people torture themselves by fasting : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yom_Kippur). It is like a self declared curfew.

Peeping more into the people's culture by talking to more people here I found that it is not that these guys are socially together but most of the festivals here are related to family and they try and be with their family on those days. Different cultures have different ways of seeing things.

Monday, September 29, 2008

Quiz time

Connect

1.


2.



Tokkalodi okkadu answer cheyyalaaaaaa.. tupel fellows.. anta vetti ani cheptaru.. okkadu kuda banda kuda veyyala...

Answer: Ghadar Party Started by sikhs in Canada, US against the discrimination shown by canada and us govts to sikhs. Later the movement also spread to india.

Israel Travel

Junta,

I ll pen down my IL experiences here.

I reached Chatrapathi Shivaji Maharaj International Airport, Mumbai at around 19:50 hrs IST, 26 SEP 2008, about 15 mins delayed landing due to rain on the stipulated way from Benguluru International Airport by Jet Airways, Boeing 737-800.On board they served a hot bread with corn dressing and coffee. Here I should say something about CSIA. It is so big that you cannot compare BIA with it. Folks back in Bangalore felt BIA is quite a big and good airport. But it is no match even for the CSIA's local terminal for local flights.

We( Passengers having an international connect) are taken to the International terminal by a Volvo Bus (Courtesy : Airports Authority of India). One thing I observed was most of the junta are flying to US( Jersey, newark, boston etc etc..) . Probably I am the only one flying to Israel from mumbai. I went to the Austrian airways terminal and waited for the staff to turnup. The counter started at 21:00hrs IST. I took my boarding pass to wien(vienna in german) and then from wien to Tel Aviv Yafo. I asked for a through check in ( I learnt a few days ago that with through checkin I can collect my luggage at the final destination. This relieves me of managing my luggage for connecting flights). I went through the immigration process in mumbai and then waited near gate 7 and had 2 veg sandwiches ( now for people who know my food habits, this is a surprise. It even surprised me). Sankardada style "If horse hungry, eats dry grass".

I waited till 00:30 hrs,27 Sep 2008 for the boarding. One problem with indians is that people back here don't believe there own people. I don't remember how many times i have shown my passport and visa stamping ( but in austria and IL i was not asked for them except at security check). Whites are still respected with highest honor in india even after 60 yrs of independence.

I got onto my flight (Austrian Airways,Boeing 737-900 I guess). The flight is quite good and I fortunately I got the first seat in middle row( So , I have more leg space). There is dedicated LCD monitor for each passenger. They served a late night dinner and break fast in the morning. I should also appreciate efforts of our office travel desk for ordering Asian Veg meal for me, if not I can't imagine wat my situation would be. The best part of austrian airways is that u have sexy (sex bomb:P) hostesses and they served all varieties of drinks on the plane. Being a sane person, I humbly took coke.

<<<>>>
In all 5 movies were telecasted, Jannat (Bollywood), 2 English and 2 German. One movie stars George clooney as a American foot ball star. Another movie is starring Steve martin and lot of kids.. I dint get the names as titles were shown in german :(

<<,<>>>


Statistics::::

1. Distance between Mumbai and Wien(AirDistance) : 5981 Kms
2. Altimeter reading (Excluding Take off and Landing) : 10.2Km
3. Max speed i have seen: 1100kmph
4. Time taken : little more than 8 hrs.
5. Temperature in Mumbai when took off: 22C
6. Temperature in Wien when landed: 9C
7. Landing time: 5:10 hrs Wien time.
8. Waiting time : 5hrs in Wien.
9. Time of landing in Tel Aviv: 3:40 Tel-Aviv time.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Repurcussions of Ex-Slave

When I heard that "I Can Understand the most complex of Math but I can't understand Women" from the mouth of a philosopher, I was really wondering what does he really mean by saying so.

Today morning, I happened to take an early cab to my company(for which I later regretted) and there are around 5 women and a ChOM gentleman. By the time I got in they were in the middle of a heated discussion about yet another lady planning to do her higher studies. They were all praising her for intelligence, decision making skills etc. Then all of sudden they were scolding her for inept ways etc. The also brought their college days and discussed what they would do if they were in such a situation. By this time cab reached Tin factory and every one who travelled on outer ring road know abt the contention at tin factory. They realised that the cab is stuck in a traffic jam even though they are engaged in serious discussion. Then they started cursing traffic jams. The cab has'nt even moved completely out of jam and they started cursing driver for his slow and sloppy driving and went on discussing and cursing what ever they liked. By this time I am too pissed off to listen and remember what they were cursing.

My Team lead says I am an optimist. One good thing about the discussion is they touched mostly political,social and educational issues unlike touching upon the eating habits of their 4year old kid or the best dress sale.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Don't Miss this one: Audience Response to Balu's Performance

We had a full house at G2,Brindavan Meadows, Marathalli for the enthralling experience...

The audience are dumb struck by the jubilant repetition of steps for different songs..


Don't Even think of Opening this post Contd....

ika Comments raayadam naa valla kaaadu.... indakadi paatalalo lenivi ikkada chudandi...

chusi unte malli chuse saahaasam cheyyaddu.....Read the title.....

The videos are from Sharma Cam....

Seeing the huge market for Balls Videos,we have a fresh list of sponsors now...

Ghotter Man Comics
Ghot Plaza, Ghot Cave
Ghot City.

Zin Music Academy
Malleshwaram,
Bangalore

Official Food Partner...
Gurnadham Mess,
Bangalore

Official Soap..
Medimix Soap Large (Balu's Soap)

Official Biryani...
Biryani Day , Marathalli.

1. For Starters



2. Lets Start the dance...




3. The Toe Crusher




4. Now What??? Is it the toad technique...






If some body up there still left with some energy, Pop Quiz::

1. Connect the titles of the videos?

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Don't Even think of opening this Post

1. The Vurst Thing to Watch...



©2008 Earth Year . All rights risarvaad G Balakrishna

2. Now for a change the same steps for a different song
(OOps ... The white shirt on the top is missing)





©2008 Earth Year . All rights risarvaad G Balakrishna


3) Please Bear with us... We Know it smells like shit





©2008 Earth Year . All rights risarvaad G Balakrishna

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Lets Quiz

A)



B)




The consequences of A's work on B made him die of poisoning with radionuclide polonium-210

Identify A and the subject of A's work on B.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Matrix Effect

I watched Matrix for 30th or 40th time last night. It was as fresh as it was when I saw it first time. Once I am done with the movie I wondered how different is current day India from the movie.People born into emotional, cultural, social, political and economic bondage, but they think they are free or the program(the western master minds) makes them think like that. Our leaders don't care for the benefits of the country, doesn't bother about our culture. Every one of us are force fed with western ideologies and thinking the eastern way is out of fashion. It seems to me like a game of chess where all of us part of it and every move is precounted by the players. I remember when this game started, some 400yrs ago when Europeans came to India. Society lost its values. Spread of Christianity, devaluation of Indian(Hindu) thought in the eyes of sleeping Indian(ofcourse World)masses , gaining complete control over India are the prime goals of this program. People in the want of materialistic benefits started being indifferent which eventually led to what I call the Matrix Effect. The only elixir to this to wake up the one with in ourselves and protect our nation.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Thanks To England

Brothers and sisters of my country, it is the fundamental duty of every citizen of this country to thank eNGLAND(Pun Intended) atleast once a day. We have to do this because Father of our Nation Migister Mahatma Gandhi ,Migister Jawharlal Nehru, our role models did it their entire life.

Romani people are second grade citizens in many parts of the world as they don't belong to those places. We are second grade citizens even in India, our Motherland and who is responsible for this (+20,-10 at this stage).Exactly we are responsible for this calamity(+20).

Then raises the basic question in every Inquistive Indian mind(if there are any left out from the brain wash done at the Anglias fed schools), why should we thank them? My friend has a simple way of finding answers, if you got to find the answer go to the roots. The answer is quite evident there... Coz they ruled us for 200yrs(officially.. i say 400).We should thank them for destroying our age old temples as in the modern world temples are no longer regarded as places of worship.
We should thank them for introduction of christianity because christianity is ianity but Hinduism is ism. We should thank them for showing our farmers, artisans what poverty is and make us feel the meaning of life. We should thank them for showing how inferior we could think of ourselves. We should thank them because they give us trade if we praise them and agree that we are inferior to them. We should thank them as they were praised by Rabindranath Tagore in gitanjali.


Lessons Learnt:
1. If one sucks English Dick they have a high chance of getting the highest honor in material world.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Nuke Deal gets Go

Nuke deal gets the GO from Indian parliament( ohh I am sorry I should say from cong. party and Hawala brokers like Amar singh as there is no such parliament system now).

US gets the green flag to unravel its plan for getting India under its control. Petty politicians (esp. the cong.) under its able Italian leader turn a deaf ear to this. India already have nuclear technology. It even have a fast breeder reactor. Many of Indian scientists are in US now working their asses of. It is the result of their work we are going to get back now with hell lot of conditions. Had it not been for these unwanted reservations in every field (including sensitive defense and national security issues) they would have served India. Russia is willing to give India a unconditional support on nuclear technology for power. WTF??? Nuclear technology is nuclear technology whether it is from Russia or from US.

I suspect the top UPA leaders might have got billions of dollars for pushing the deal and letting US companies( Trivia: Three fourth of the world's oil at first hand is marketed by GW Bush Associates) rule the Indian Power Industry.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Plight of a City: Bangalore Contd.

There are around 900 Engineering colleges in Andhra Pradesh, Karnataka, Tamilnadu which produce around 4 lakh engineering graduates every year. For most of them the dream destination is Bangalore closely followed by Hyderabad and Chennai. Every year around 1 lakh engineers come to Bangalore either for pursuing their job or in search of their job. Assuming 40% of the inflow gets settled in a decent job in 2yrs( a pessimistic score. Actual averages are much higher) , their families start coming to the city which accounts to around 3*0.4*1lakh =1.2 lakh, a quite alarming number for any city.

Vivekanand Sharma, a friend of mine told me that there are around 400 lakes in and around Bangalore some 10 years back. There are now 80 lakes and most of them are dying.This created huge problem for water. There is old bangalorian saying "It rains every evening in Bangalore", which is actually the case in Bangalore. Even this can't save the ground water table of the city from dipping to alarmingly low levels.

With the flux of IT companies and inflow of people, there is need for wider roads and huge housing projects. This resulted in cutting down of trees, which are traditionally part of bangalore ("Green Bangalore").

As far as I could see, there are 3 major problems
1. Pollution: Both Environmental and Sound forms due to increase in motor vehicles and human activity (improper disposal of wastes, increase in co2 levels etc).
2. Huge Pressure on Natural Resources: this increased the prices of the essential commodities which makes it the costly place in India. ( Cost per ltr of petrol is highest in Bangalore in India)
3. Degradation of Human values: with increase in prices, people are more concerned in earning more and more money. Compassion, honesty, kindness kind of words are stored in Marvin's auxiliary memory. Get a e-copy of H2G2 for accessing it or contact sirius cybernatic corparation for a backup copy of it.

The only way out of this fix is to develop the secondary towns, and to imbibe a feeling of self respect and mutual co-operation in people.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Plight of City: Bangalore

The garden city of India : Bangalore. A popular general knowledge question during the primary school level and is part of many primary school quizzes.

Not too far ago, the Information Technology revolution came to India. It came with promises of great wealth and power. Region politics played their part, fate did the rest. The most congenial and convenient location is Bangalore partly because of the climate and partly because it is a well known British settlement during the colonial India. Slowly multinational companies started to come. They are promptly followed by the Indian players as well. It is the hot destination for young and aspiring Indian youth. IT Professionals working in Bangalore got better matches and better dowry(Dowry system is still practiced in India although it is illegal). Naturally more and more people got attracted to it and the quest for holy grail began.

With the liberalization and globalization more and more companies flood in to the country. First to come were the call centers,which outsourced the gunk and mindless business of customer support. As the cost per employee for the company is less, India attracted many company call centers. It required a lot of man power. Our former prime minister Atal Bihari Vajpayeeji said "What not can a country of One Billion People do?". Ya they can do many things and one of them is call center business. Indian players started and made deals with various market players relating to a field and started customer support under roof housing hundreds and thousands of people. Traditionally Bangalore is a retirement option for the reasons above said. The infrastructure is good enough for the small pockets of people coming every year.
The city can't facilitate the thousands and eventually lakhs of people coming in the mad rush for money.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Mongol 2007

Watched Mongol(2007) last night. Extraordinary film as expected from Sergei Bodrov. Taking of the story is brilliant. The introduction scene and merkits attacking temujin and borte are treatise to the viewer. Background score is outstanding. Only lowlight from my viewpoint is the movie is a bit short, i am expecting a much bigger movie.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Five Videos U Can't Afford to Miss contd..


Meeranta ento aasakti ga eduru chustunna... migata moodu parts kuda mee munduku raanunnayi...

ee videos meeku exclusive ga SubEtha range lo SubEtha News Corporation vari soujanyam tho vastunnayi.. kevalam maa blog lo matrame...

Platinum Sponsors:

Emesco publishers and book binding company
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NagarJi Redi
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Gold Sponsor:

Sirrius Cybernatic corporation, "naam hi kaafi hai"
sirrius star system.

Google Telangana
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Silver Sponsors:

Pavan Andhra Mess,
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3. Jumping Jack :Ju NTR's Nachore nachore aaa song


© Balakrishna G. All rights reserved.


4. Vadilipettani Balu




5. Inni chusaru gaa last di idi okkati chudandi... after lot of persuation balu g oppukonnadu akhilandhra prekshakula kosam....




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Inte Sangatulu...

enno vyeya prayasalaku orchi ee videos chupinchadiniki rights pondi ee blog lo pondu parchadaniki maku entagano sahakarinchina maa mitrulandariki maa krutagnatalu...

Credits:
Thanks are due...
Balu for his dance and song
Sharma for his cam
anil for useful comments and mentoring us
seetaih for his whistle
babai for scolding everyone.
julu for coming to our flat
chaitu for the pack of cards
sint for thinking a lot
santhu for going not being active on group.
Anna for his bike
ITS for fun at CISCO
Zin for his Muhahahahahah

SPOT Quiz:

1 Who is the makeup man?
2. How many names appear in the titles???


All the videos were taken with 3M cam on Nokia phone which uses carl zeiss lens.



Five Best Videos U can't Afford to Miss

This Film is protected by Inter Galactic copyright law

All Rights reserved BalaKrishna G © MMMM......(so on 1 million M's)CXVIII
For Earth bound creatures ( 118th yr after million billion yrs since the first intelligent creatures walked on Ursa Minor Alpha 1)


Seetaih Samarpinchu

A Balakrishna Ganji Video

"Janma Dhanyamayyindi"

Taraganam:

Dancing Wonder , Lovely star, So called Prince
Balakrishna G

ABCD Boy Anil
Raghu the CoolDude
Evvadi maata vinani seetaih
Chaitanya Notlo nalika ledu
A phenomenon Konda Reddy
bhokal
Bootula Babai

Imaginary Characters
Gstring Zin boy
Leelak
aalochistunna Sin(t)
Aaindra khandam veltunna santhu
Bike meeda veltunna Anna
Nrutyam
Balls

Dustulu
Evadiki nachinavi vallu kattukunnaru

Makeup
Balu G ( Balu G)
Migatavallaki makeup lu levu (dabbulu ki kakkurti padi nirmata cut chesadu)

Nirmata
Peru marchipoyadu... teliyagane mudristam...

Kadha maatalu cameraman darsakatvam
Vivid Vivek


Series 1: First among the Equals



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2. Ulti Song Ulti Dance by Fouzi Karma Veer (only for Raj. Folks)




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Thursday, May 29, 2008

My Favourite Movies

Junta

Probably one thing and may be the only thing I can speak about a bit is movies.

Here goes my list of favorite movies

Anglais:

1. Shawshank Redemption
2. 12 Angry Men
3. LOTR
4. Matrix Trilogy
5. Paths of Glory

My First Post

Hi all,

Mike testing 1,2,3...

Just thought I too should have one blog partly to pour out info to all the internet public and partly because I thought it is a nice idea and status symbol in the contemporary world(:P).

Dhanyavadamulu(Back to the roots)

Pavan
Ex-Secretary,
Gadiyara sthambham Youth,
Pilani,
Rajasthan-333031.